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Tales told by Barbara the Bovine Prelude


Constable feeds Barbara pizza

Barbara being fed a slice of pizza by the local constabulary


TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICA



Barbara's debut's of note:

1974 - Appeared in court as a character witness for Texas Longhorn (UPI 1981)

1980 - Guest starred on "American Trails" (NBC)
1981 - Guest starred on "Real People" (NBC)
1981 - Guest starred on "PM Magazine" (NBC)
1984 - Inadvertently ;-) delayed Presidential motorcade
passing though Doylestown, PA


She also has attended meetings, held at town & borough halls,
to resolve disputes between humans.






Sarah and A -- U.S.Representative sharing pizza together, !! MOUTH TO MOUTH !!


Sarah being fed a slice of pizza by a U.S. Representative.

(Photo taken by Wendy Badman, freelance
photographer for The Free Press)

(For the full color zip of this file click on the picture - 476,103k)





Table of Contents

  1. Go here to get your very own, "Sticky Willy" Waffle Syrup!
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-------------------TO A WEB SITE NEAR YOU
-The Fly That Graduated From Law School

Alias Bill Clinton
Starring in what is the meaning of: 'IS'


--And a true story of a telephone call to the White House
--the day of 2/9/1999 telling them about a one ton Holstein

--bull named Rex, and the fact that this bull behaves
--better then the president of the United States

--Plus: time travel.
--Hear is a story, a thought wave that will take YOU far
--into the future, to the year 2525: The United States is
--no more It is now called the
people's republic of

"THE FLY"

-and a team of historians and archaeologists have been
-working on a project for
36 years finally they have a good
-lead on an artifact they have been searching for, for
years.

  1. MAD COW DISEASE! - a dissertation

    ((soon to come Foot and Mouth Disease [[pages 1 to 4---??]]))

  2. Genetically Altered Foods for Animals and Humans!
  3. Main Page
  4. Emergency Repair Kit for the Nation's Economy"(Was sent to the President of the U.S.A.")

  5. Letters to the Editor, etc.
  6. Q & A from E-mail and other sources
  7. Schedule of Sarah's Public Appearance's and News Item's
  8. Medical Alert!
  9. Beware the Black Widow!
  10. Cartoon sent to Bill Clinton when he was ensconced in "el Casa Blanca" (with anecdote)
  11. 9 Abreast article in its entirety

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Heretics Sojourn

  1. Part I , U.S. Mail
  2. Part II , Ducky
  3. Part III , Julie
  4. Part IV , Sarah
  5. Part V , Rachel
  6. Part VI , Rachel
  7. Part VII , Rex

    Read All About It In "Cows-Tail Wire Service"

Anecdote's

  1. Conversation with a state trooper
  2. Conversation with a local constable
  3. Conversation with a park ranger
  4. Conversation with two officer's
  5. Resolving a local government dilemma
  6. Conversation with a US Marshal

Stat's Page

Religious Writings


NOTE: Look for my Blue Notes, text that is
in blue, for observations and clarification.



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Created: Monday, October 4, 1996, 12:05 pm
Last Updated: May / 9 / 2009
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