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A Housefly That Graduated From Law School

 
 



By Barbara, your roving bovine Reporter:
Texas Longhorn’s comments on the impeachment hearings...

“He has great vision, which gives him the ability to be on all thirteen sides of the same issue. He is buzzing around with
Webster’s unabridged dictionary to define what sex is. What is the meaning of ‘IS’? That is one question that he does not have to ask... because he already knows what the meaning of ‘IS’ is…” As I was talking to Texas Longhorn, he pointed out what was in the news and said:

ª His wife is a whiz in the stock mark...
ª They both know their underwear is
Tax deductible...
ª In addition,
he said he never inhaled.


FORM
TEXAS LONGHORN
BUCKS COUNTY
QUAKERTOWN PA.
(USA) 18951

THE NEWS MEDIA
AND CONGRESS

Then Texas Longhorn told me, “Not ALL the buzzing noise you are hearing is from the wings of houseflies. There is a lot more buzzing noise that comes from the news mavens, far more then a billion flies could ever make! They have become ‘SO’ enamored with the escapades of Bill Clinton, that they actually turned it into an hour, after hour after hour soap opera. Most definitely it was like waking up, just after you were in a good sound sleep, because a fly got in your ear!” And Texas Longhorn went to on say, “While I am speaking of flies, Congress comes to mind, with ALL the buzzing noise about the escapades of Bill Clinton; It made me think of a skit, I think it was with one of the Three Stooges, where one of them got into a bunch of flypaper and had trouble getting out of it... Well so much for that impeachment hearing!”


Telephone call to the White House

He even showed me the phone bill to the White House and said: “The tape recording YOU just heard, I made while talking to the White House. I told them about Rex; who is a one ton Holstein bull, which I have also spoken about on many radio stations in the US. As well as radio stations in many other countries, and through the world web too!

IN THE LEFT COLUMN IS A THUMBNAIL OF SIX 11x14 COPYS WHICH WERE SENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE ON 5/19/2000 CHECK THE UPS. GROUND TRACKING SLIP BELOW...

SHIP TO

PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON
WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON DC 20500

The telephone calls

He called the White House on 2/9/1999 between 9:30 and 9:42 AM. He went on to say, “I made the telephone calls to the White House to tell them about Rex, a one ton Holstein bull, AND the fact that he behaves better than the president of the United States! And if you want to see a photo of Rex go to the web site of the court room cow,

www.courtroomcow.com

Were they on the web site of the court room cow? “YES!”

"After that experience,
'NOW I UNDERSTAND'
THE STORY OF
THE EMPEROR'S
NEW CLOTHES
' "

Texas Longhorn also said, “To assure YOU that there is a record of everything that I have spoken to you about and that the White House did receive the history of Rex, a one ton Holstein bull, here is the Telephone bill for the calls to the White House.”


9:30 To Washington DC 202 224 3121…2 min.
9:32 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 5 min.
9:36 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 2 min.
9:37 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 2 min.
9:38 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 3 min.
9:40 —— wrong number
9:41 —— wrong number
9:42 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 5 min.

“And this is the recording I made of it when
I was talking to them on February /9 1999 at 9:30 AM... He also said, “ Once this publication is in print, I will make sure the White House gets a copy of it. I will
send it certified.

 
 

THIS IS 'UPS' CONFIRMATION OF

DELIVERY TO THE WHITE HOUSE

Recipient MORRIS