A Housefly That Graduated From Law School


By Barbara, your roving bovine
Reporter:

Texas Longhorn’s comments
on the impeachment hearings...


“He has great vision, which gives him
the ability to be on all thirteen sides of
the same issue. He is buzzing around with
Webster’s unabridged dictionary to
define what sex is.

What
is the meaning of ‘IS’? That is one
question that he does not have to ask...
because he already knows what the
meaning of
IS’ is…” As I was talking to
Texas Longhorn, he pointed out what
was in the news and said:


1. His wife is a whiz in the stock mark...
2.They both know their underwear is
Tax deductible...
3.In addition,
he said he never inhaled.



THE NEWS MEDIA
AND CONGRESS

Then Texas Longhorn told me, “Not ALL the
buzzing noise you are hearing is from the wings
of houseflies There is a lot more buzzing noise
that comes from the news mavens, far more
then a billion flies could ever make! They have
become
‘SO’ enamored with the escapades of
Bill Clinton, that they actually turned it into an
hour, after hour, after hour soap opera. Most
definitely it was like waking up, just after you
were in a good sound sleep, because a fly got in
your ear!”

And Texas Longhorn went to on say:
“While I am speaking of flies, Congress comes
to mind, with ALL the buzzing noise about the
escapades of Bill Clinton; It made me think of a
skit, I think it was with one of the Three Stooges,
where one of them got into a bunch of flypaper
and had trouble getting out of it...

Well so much for that impeachment hearing!”

Telephone call to the White House

He even showed me the phone bill to the White
House and said: “The tape recording YOU just
heard, I made while talking to the White House.
I told them about Rex; who is a one ton
Holstein bull, which I have also spoken about
on many radio stations in the US. As well as
radio stations in many other countries,
and through the World Wide Web too!

The telephone calls

He called the White House on 2/9/1999
between 9:30 and 9:42 AM. He went on to say,
“I made the telephone calls to the White House
to tell them about Rex, a one ton Holstein bull,
AND the fact that he behaves better
than the president of the United States!

I told them if you want to see a photo of Rex, go
to the web site of the court room cow:

www.courtroomcow.com

Were they on the web site of the court room
cow?
“YES!”

"After that experience,
'I NOW UNDERSTAND'
THE STORY OF
THE EMPEROR'S
NEW CLOTHES
' "

Texas Longhorn also said, “To assure YOU
that there is a record of everything that I have
spoken to you about and that the White House
did receive the history of Rex, here is the
Telephone bill for the calls to the White House.”

9:30 To Washington DC 202 224 3121…2 min.
9:32 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 5 min.
9:36 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 2 min.
9:37 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 2 min.
9:38 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 3 min.
9:40 —— wrong number
9:41 —— wrong number
9:42 To Washington DC 202 224 3121... 5 min.

“And this is the recording I made of it
when I was talking to them on
February 9, 1999 at 9:30 AM... He also said,
“ Once this publication is in print, I will make
sure the White House gets a copy of it. I will
send it via certified mail.




THIS IS 'UPS' DELIVERY
TO THE WHITE HOUSE





SHIP TO
PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON
WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON DC 20500

IN THE LEFT COLUMN IS A
THUMBNAIL OF SIX 11x14
COPIES WHICH WERE SENT
TO THE WHITE HOUSE ON
5/19/2000. CHECK THE UPS.
GROUND TRACKING SLIP
BELOW.



ON THE RIGHT IS A
PHOTOCOPY OF
THE ENVELOPE SENT
TO THE WHITE HOUSE




THIS IS UPS's CONFIRMATION OF
DELIVERY TO THE WHITE HOUSE

Recipient: MORRIS


FROM
TEXAS LONGHORN
BUCKS COUNTY
QUAKERTOWN Pa.


SIX COPIES ENCLOSED PLEASE
GIVE BILL CLINTON ONE

CARTOON BANNER:

ANOXIA-FORD TAIL
UNIVERSITY ENGLAND


TEXT BENEATH HOUSEFLY

With an IQ of 698.6, it is far more than
a meddling social-engineer can stand.

BUT DO THEY REALLY KNOW,
how to lead a housefly out of a wet paper
bag?

"EVEN THE ANIMALS KNOW HOW
TO TEACH THEIR OWN YOUNG!"